Baby Manual - How to change baby's socks

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If only it was this easy right? I've been looking for a manual for some time now, but Amy has yet to pop one out. So I thought I would come up with my own!

Are you having trouble changing your newborn's socks? Fret not! Follow these easy steps and soon you and your baby will be enjoying warm, toasty feet.
1) Turn the socks inside out.
2) Grab the baby's little foot. Don't worry, you won't hurt him/her.
3) Try to put the sock on the baby's foot by rolling it right-side out against the foot.
4) Give up once the toes get stuck
5) Stretch out sock opening
6) Grab baby's foot again.
7) Scoot baby off the edge of the changing table
8) Grab baby's foot again
9) Try to fit the sock onto the foot by stretching it over the toes.
10) repeat steps 4 through 9.
11) Roll the sock up so it's as short as possible.
12) Grab the baby's foot
13) Try to put the sock on the baby's foot.
14) Pick up the sock from the floor after baby kicks it away.
15) Soothe the baby
16) Grab the baby's foot
17) Soothe the baby
18) Try to force the sock onto the foot by wiggling it back and forth
19) Give up when the toes get stuck
20) Throw socks on the floor and wrap the baby in a blanket.

Congratulations! You have just learned how to put a sock on a baby!